entry point

fly_Emirates enhancement:

economy class seat screens are desensitised.: tap.tap.tap-tap.tap_hodl. alt: eject remote, navigate. 🤨 just me? look left… no. consider an upgrade for the plebs 🙇‍♀️

Inflight Dubai indoor skydiving [desert campus] - do an in-person spot check:

merge onto the E66 to Al Ain, then take the exit. take the exit. turn left. turn left. keep right and take the exit. you have reached your destination.

• 1. what is the first thing you notice?

  one or two torn + tattered parking canopies flopping in the wind.

park. walk in. go upstairs.

• 2. what do you see on the stairs and everywhere else from thereon out?

  ThePast.: 2020 covid pop-up banners. keep your distance 🦠. qq: was covid a pleasant time in history? no. is this 2020? no.

• 3. what do you see in the ladies 2nd level restroom?

  a rusted up soap dispenser.

• 4. coffee?

  only americano at the broken vending machine, plastered with post-its.

• 5. take a seat?

  on the dirty white pleather seats? it needs a wipe on the daily i’m sure. ja.

why am i telling you this? why is it important? entry point.

is skydiving (or the most advanced vertical wind tunnel on the planet!) a huge attraction in Dubai? yes. is it profitable? yes. is it affordable for the world’s skydivers and adventure seekers compared to other locations? yes. so, they’ll will come regardless of the state of the above 1-5? yes. is that the point? no.

how does the gov ensure consistent uaesthetic excellence in lucrative private companies that are an astronomical economic drawing card for Dubai?

MOTheFuture:

in my theatre days, the in-residence director used to say that as actors telling a story, we need to make our audience feel something, be it happy or sad, just make them feel something/anything. MOFT made me feel happy.

👁️highlights: chapter 2. grounding + the smell of the national flower.

recommendation: the inclusion of (MOTF is in Texas a/t/mo) a Tesla cybertaxi or robovan (will it fit in there? maak ‘n plekkie.)

aVoid schpelling mistakes 🫣 - you’ll need to reprint these photo memorabilia covers

SALT lunch: food_YUM; seating cushions_DIRTY. wash? (lots of feet equals more maintenance). in partnering with service providers, they must carry the same standard of operation, for they are an extension of you and are synonymous though brand association. additionally, as a digital spot check (and something for the next meeting with Deem + Amal), ask them to resize their website product/food images to same-same (desktop). aaand all together now: “crisp it”(📱). i see an overhaul www.refresh on the deck. just a suggestion.

where are you? 2020 or 2025+?

[to be continued]

✈️ consider limiting alcohol servings per meal per person to a reasonable stop. highlight this information on the inflight safety video alongside the ciggy rules to avoid misunderstanding + to assist flight attendants off the bat. overzealous passengers who like to dop* annoy EVERYONE (i.e.:staff retention).

*dop is an Afrikaans slang word meaning to drink alcohol.